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Bee ATTACK! 🐝 Big hair problems. One time long ago when I was a teenager , I was making homemade whipping cream and one of my curls got stuck in the hand mixer. I tried to turn it off and accidentally turned it on high! That machine zipped up my head so fast, entwining the ringlet in its clutches, all up on my forehead. Jaws of life tight, unable to separate the tangled mess. I yelped with pain and shock and happened to look through the kitchen window - mixer atop head - just in time to catch the bewildered eye of the teenager neighbor boy. I slumped down, defeated and panicked. Now this was back before cellphones. I was home alone feeling like a cyborg/machine/human. Did I mention I was stoned AF? Hence the whipping cream munchie creation. I called my mom at her Friday night bar. On the dial up. “Hi, this is Elaines daughter, can I talk to my mom?...” I frantically cry-talked and tried to explain my duress —blubbering incoherently. She raced back home in seconds. From the Virginia Inn to Wallingford used to take 10 mins. She was there and 5. When she found me in peril — pathetically perched like a statue, one arm up, holding the mixer, she busted out laughing. I was not amused. Turns out amidst my hysterics, she thought I said my hand got caught in the BLENDER!My bouncy ringlet - smack dab in the middle of my face was saved from the chopping block in the new form of a zig zag from the mixer tension! 💎 💎 💎 💎 💎#bighairdontcare #naturalhair #curlyhair #curlyhairstyles #curlyhairproblems #bohostyle #brownbohemians #curls #bohemianlife #melaninpoppin #biracial #naturalhairstyles #bighair #wildhair #hippiechic #blackhippie #socialdistancing #selfisolation #reflection #energyhealer #420 #shortstory #selfcare #intuitivehealer #bees #highlife

Bee ATTACK! 🐝 Big hair problems. One time long ago when I was a teenager , I was making homemade whipping cream and one of my curls got stuck in the hand mixer. I tried to turn it off and accidentally turned it on high! That machine zipped up my head so fast, entwining the ringlet in its clutches, all up on my forehead. Jaws of life tight, unable to separate the tangled mess. I yelped with pain and shock and happened to look through the kitchen window - mixer atop head - just in time to catch the bewildered eye of the teenager neighbor boy. I slumped down, defeated and panicked. Now this was back before cellphones. I was home alone feeling like a cyborg/machine/human. Did I mention I was stoned AF? Hence the whipping cream munchie creation. I called my mom at her Friday night bar. On the dial up. “Hi, this is Elaines daughter, can I talk to my mom?...” I frantically cry-talked and tried to explain my duress —blubbering incoherently. She raced back home in seconds. From the Virginia Inn to Wallingford used to take 10 mins. She was there and 5. When she found me in peril — pathetically perched like a statue, one arm up, holding the mixer, she busted out laughing. I was not amused. Turns out amidst my hysterics, she thought I said my hand got caught in the BLENDER!My bouncy ringlet - smack dab in the middle of my face was saved from the chopping block in the new form of a zig zag from the mixer tension! 💎 💎 💎 💎 💎#bighairdontcare #naturalhair #curlyhair #curlyhairstyles #curlyhairproblems #bohostyle #brownbohemians #curls #bohemianlife #melaninpoppin #biracial #naturalhairstyles #bighair #wildhair #hippiechic #blackhippie #socialdistancing #selfisolation #reflection #energyhealer #420 #shortstory #selfcare #intuitivehealer #bees #highlife

#bighairdontcare #naturalhair #curlyhair #curlyhairstyles #curlyhairproblems #bohostyle #brownbohemians #curls #bohemianlife #melaninpoppin #biracial #naturalhairstyles #bighair #wildhair #hippiechic #blackhippie #socialdistancing #selfisolation #reflection #energyhealer #420 #shortstory #selfcare #intuitivehealer #bees #highlife

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