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I always manage to dye my face and neck and the sink......and the fucking floors when I do my own hair (which is always cuz the whole poor thing I’ve got going on)reminds me of being a teenager again ‘It’s not a hicky mum I swear!!! - I remember thinking I was so smart telling my boyfriends not to put marks on my neck and put them elsewhere, I had a few on my booswahs one time and my mumma bear asked what the fuck they were when I stupidly walked out of the bathroom half naked and I lied and said my friends and I were mucking around and giving each other nipple cripples and were bad shots! - She said she believed me but warned us all to knock it off because of and I quote ‘how fucking trashy it looks on you kids! - We were 15... - It Totally backfired when a few friends and I really were mucking around and a mate got me on the neck and gave me the biggest, dirtiest looking hicky, it was getting warmer but I wore scarves and hoodies every day until mum finally caught a glimpse when I let my guard down and lost her shit at me but I knew better to tell the truth because it sounded so far fetched apparently happening AGAIN and she’d very sternly told us all not to do it anymore..... - Plus secretly I thought I was pretty cool and all ‘adult like’ but really I was just a bit of a douche canoe! - I knew a few people who tried the vacuum excuse with their olds and some that you could clearly see used a vacuum to brag about their fabricated conquests but unless your Steve fukn Tyler no ones mouth is that big or perfectly round people! - Did you ever lie about how you got one or better yet give yourself one?? . . #mumthatsabadword . . . . . . . . #selfcare #hairdye #hickys #lovebites #lovebite #blueblackhair #blackhair #diy #diybeauty #motherhoodunplugged #motherhood #badteen #teenagedirtbag #douche #15yearsold #dyinghair #sydney #sydneymums #mumstyle #brokegirl #backinmyday #sahpretty

I always manage to dye my face and neck and the sink......and the fucking floors when I do my own hair (which is always cuz the whole poor thing I’ve got going on)reminds me of being a teenager again ‘It’s not a hicky mum I swear!!! - I remember thinking I was so smart telling my boyfriends not to put marks on my neck and put them elsewhere, I had a few on my booswahs one time and my mumma bear asked what the fuck they were when I stupidly walked out of the bathroom half naked and I lied and said my friends and I were mucking around and giving each other nipple cripples and were bad shots! - She said she believed me but warned us all to knock it off because of and I quote ‘how fucking trashy it looks on you kids! - We were 15... - It Totally backfired when a few friends and I really were mucking around and a mate got me on the neck and gave me the biggest, dirtiest looking hicky, it was getting warmer but I wore scarves and hoodies every day until mum finally caught a glimpse when I let my guard down and lost her shit at me but I knew better to tell the truth because it sounded so far fetched apparently happening AGAIN and she’d very sternly told us all not to do it anymore..... - Plus secretly I thought I was pretty cool and all ‘adult like’ but really I was just a bit of a douche canoe! - I knew a few people who tried the vacuum excuse with their olds and some that you could clearly see used a vacuum to brag about their fabricated conquests but unless your Steve fukn Tyler no ones mouth is that big or perfectly round people! - Did you ever lie about how you got one or better yet give yourself one?? . . #mumthatsabadword . . . . . . . . #selfcare #hairdye #hickys #lovebites #lovebite #blueblackhair #blackhair #diy #diybeauty #motherhoodunplugged #motherhood #badteen #teenagedirtbag #douche #15yearsold #dyinghair #sydney #sydneymums #mumstyle #brokegirl #backinmyday #sahpretty

#mumthatsabadword #selfcare #hairdye #hickys #lovebites #lovebite #blueblackhair #blackhair #diy #diybeauty #motherhoodunplugged #motherhood #badteen #teenagedirtbag #douche #15yearsold #dyinghair #sydney #sydneymums #mumstyle #brokegirl #backinmyday #sahpretty

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